God Created the Horse

God Created the Horse

On the first day of creation, God created the Horse.

On the second day, God created Man to serve the Horse.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse, when Man was upon his back.

On the fourth day, God created an honest day's work, so that man could labor to pay for the keeping of the Horse.

On the fifth day, God created the grasses in the field, so that Horse could eat and man could toil and cleanup after the Horse.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Horse healthy and Man broke.

On the seventh day, God rested and said "This is good. This will teach Man humility, it will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward to meet the needs of the Horse."

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